Holy crap that's a mouthful isn't it? Well, regardless, if you want to become a machine (not the kind that looks bad ass but can't last more than a few minutes) then you got to make things happen so when shit gets ugly, you keep grinding. The type of training that gets hit with chaos but you never waiver. It's one of the reasons why I love the Deck Of Cards Workouts with the Dopamineo Bands. It isn't just about conditioning, that's just part of the package deal. It's a lesson in expecting the unexpected and executing with a vengeance.
The deck itself is simple enough yet brutally honest and effective. Here's a breakdown of the Protocol I use.....
Shuffle a full deck. Flip a card one at a time and have that card tell you what reps and exercises to do. Again, simple yet will have you kicking your ass.
Aces are 16 Reps: Your wake up call to show up and have these cards demand work and respect from you.
Face Cards are 10 Reps: Royalty that taxes your arms, legs and whatever it holds dear to you. Jack, Queen, King, they all will make you humble.
2-10 are as is: Nothing cute and just take what you can get.
Jokers are 50-100 Reps: The two wild cards of the deck that will hit you hard and doesn't care whether you're tired or not. Do 1-3 exercises that round it out and get the most out of you.
Black Cards will have you seeing double. Literally, because in this deck, you'll be doing twice as many reps to really showcase your mental and physical toughness.
When it comes to the three exercises, I do 25 of the Chest Flys or Chest Presses, 25 Wave Pulls and 50 Propellers to round out to 100. If you got both jokers towards the beginning of the deck, they'll test you but you get the highest amount of reps out of the way. Towards the end or even around the middle? Be prepared to find out what it's like to be taken down but getting back up and keep battling. It's punishment with hardcore tendencies.
Conditioning That Doesn't Care About Your Fucking Plan
Many workouts can be predictable. The 5x5 system, 3 sets of 10, knowing the clock with EMOM. The body can adapt to the structure before it stresses it. The deck spits acid in the face of your structure. You might flip 2 Black aces in a row, that's 64 reps before you can attempt to catch your breath. You may even cruise through red 2's, 3's or even 4's and think you're safe but that Joker will pop out of nowhere and makes you bust your ass for 100 reps while your heart rate is already in your throat.
This is what's called Stochastic Conditioning. The load, the rest, the order, it's all random. Your energy systems never truly settle. Aerobic Base and Anaerobic Power, all working. Lactic Clearance? Your ass is learning whether you want to or not. The body stops pacing and gets to solving problems.
Expect The Unexpected
Things in life don't always come in sets and reps. They come in bursts. They will double up when you're tired. It can throw a Joker at you when you thought you were done. The Deck is a powerful teacher. Flip a black King of Spades when you're gassed and still need to breathe and move anyway. You can't negotiate with the card. You learn to shut things up and put in the work.
That's the machine aspect of it. The cards don't care about your feelings and whatever you have left. It has you executing the next rep until the task is done.
Get a good deck in 2-3x a week for a little bit and find out happens. That "quit" reflex becomes a blur, your recovery becomes faster between efforts and you stop fearing volume. In the beginning, do what you can to get through as many cards as you can. Add one or 2 more cards each session until you get through that deck.
A deck of 54 cards is 54 opportunities to quit but it can also have 54 opportunities to prove you won't. Which one are you choosing? Shuffle up, flip that first card and you are on your way to becoming the machine you were meant to be. Be amazingly awesome and get cracking. I believe in you. Don't forget to use my code POWERANDMIGHT at checkout when you order from dopamineo.com.

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