I know what you're thinking, you're thinking why I came up
with a word that makes no sense and is not even in the dictionary, I made it up
and it’s meaningless. That last part is wrong and I hate to break it to you there
are far more dumbass words that are used more frequently that aren't in the
dictionary. There is such a word and I’m going to prove it with my own theory
and experience. So sit back and enjoy the ride my friends.
The reason
why I came up with the word Thorsmithing is because it’s in combination of a
blacksmith and Thor. It is the power of hitting a Thor Hammer on a tire with
one hand while imagining you're a blacksmith creating something. Now
Blacksmiths were some of the strongest workers pound for pound, they’re grip
were just unbelievable and had some of the strongest arms in that part of town.
As a strongman, the hands are crucial to your success on the feats your perform
whether it’s bending steel, tearing cards, levering sledgehammers, designing steel into shapes and even driving a nail through a board; all done by hands.
Now imagine
having a mighty grip, you pound that hammer into the tire and you’re imagining
not creating some kind of metal in your imagination but imagining you're
creating the type of body you want; strong arms, powerful shoulders,
punch-proof abs, sturdy legs and keen eye coordination. It’s not as easy as it
looks because after a while, one hand will get tired so you have to switch to
the other and keep going until you feel you're done. Just like building a sword
like a blacksmith as a Thorsmith, you're building your body one strike at a
time and when you're done with a workout, you're one step closer to creating
something from scratch and turning it into a staggering piece of beauty and
strength.
You will
develop a crushing grip and be able to do things you normally wouldn't be able
to. A blacksmith’s hammer weighs close to what no more than 3 pounds, now
imagine striking with a hammer 4-5 times that size; your grip will be powerful
and crazy strong. Possessing that kind of grip takes hard work but it also
develops your character and harnesses your mind to create something from within
to show on the outside.
As you hit
the tire, imagine you're in Asgard among the Norse Gods with a hammer that can
shatter mountains, knock out frost giants in the blink of an eye and be lifted
almost no man can. Bring yourself to the place where strength is infinite, the
glowing passion of power within your grasp and be able to strengthen your body
unlike anything you've ever done before, all within one strike at a time. Get a
hold of your own Thor Hammer and become a Thorsmith, creating strength and
super power in your very own hands. Oh My God; it’s so ludicrous it just might
be possible.
