Pirates And The Animals

 Ahoy there mateys, it be a be a beautiful morning out on the Caribbean Sea as we sail to find the buried treasure of Cortez on The Black Pearl. Sorry, had a goofy moment channeling my inner Pirate. Who doesn't love a good Pirate movie? Now when it comes to talking about animals, how are they and pirates linked in this article? Well, if you ever read any of my workouts, sometimes I come up with weird stuff.

One of my favorite workouts is taking a deck of cards and doing reps of animal moves for a good conditioning program. Deck of cards workouts have been around for decades with multiple variations of exercises that even a legendary wrestler used to torture his students with. You can do all kinds of exercises but be prepared to get your ass kicked. It's fun, it's challenging and you never do the same workout twice. 

When I was in Oregon, me and the wife went to this seafood restaurant and I saw these decks of cards at the gift shop that I couldn't help but be in awe of and they were a deck of cards with pictures of Pirates. I snatched it up later in the trip and they are pretty cool. When we got home and settling back into our element, I wanted to do a workout with this deck and doing animal movements were my exercises of choice. My animal moves were the Bear, the Crab, the Chimp & the Duck. I made it through the entire deck pretty easily but still got a great sweat going and breathing heavily. After, I was thinking I had a great game for this.

To make an interesting scenario out of this, I came up with the idea based on Pirate Lore and some bad jokes where it didn't matter what exercises you did, you had to finish the entire deck or you walk the plank but instead of walking it, you are the plank. You hold a plank as you listen to A Pirate's Life For Me (which is less than 5 minutes long) and if you can't hold it, than you're lost in Davey Jones' Locker. Now that may be found annoying or really fun to do depending on your perspective but also if you finish the deck, you can reward yourself with either the end of the map that leads you to buried treasure or reward yourself with good food and drink or whatever. Another creative and imaginative way to reward yourself with finishing the deck would be that you passed the test to become Captain of your own ship and take control of the seas.

A workout never has to be boring and as long as you keep things simple and using your imagination, you can create just about any workout you want with the knowledge of exercises you possess. Workouts should be challenging but fun to do and to create an atmosphere that will have you coming back for more. Now you can do this "Pirate Workout Game" with any normal deck but if you have a Pirate Deck on hand, that just adds more to the fun. If you ever read or learned of any of the real life pirates back in the 18th century you know what they were really about and the horrors that went on but you can create your own pirate legend and make a game out of it. I wouldn't recommend this game be a drinking game that if you can't finish an exercise in the deck you had to take a shot of Rum. 

Have fun and remember to set the sails and head for that horizon because you never know what treasures you might find out there and what Islands you'll find on your journey. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.