A Crazy Amount Of Baboons Running The Country

"Do you realize because of you this city is overrun by baboons?"

"Isn't that the fault of the voters?"

Great joke from the movie Naked Gun 2: The Smell Of Fear.

Baboons get a bad rap for being called a Congress when you group them together. The truth is, the group is really called a harem. Saying they're a congress is mostly poking fun at our "astounding" political leaders. If I may be Frank (not Drebin), I think it's pretty dumb to call these amazing animals a congress for a lot of reasons but I think you can figure that out on your own.

Unlike the wild beast of a baboon, many politicians are quite egotistical, self absorbed and so full of themselves that are only really out for themselves more than for the people of this country. I'm not a political person, just don't like bullies. As a group, crows are called a Murder which describes many political leaders in and of themselves because of the way they run this country. 

Let me ask you this, why pick on or even degrade Baboons in the first place? If you were to really take a shot at one up close, you've just signed your death warrant. They're incredibly strong, powerful and insanely athletic. If you really observe them, you'll find that the toughest and strongest is the Mandrill. The power this monkey possess is just incredible. In a zoo, a friend of mine observed this magnificent beast and for reason its fur was shaved off but the muscles on its abs were incredibly lean and just downright scary to see. Apparently this monkey would give Otto Arco a run for his money. The Mandrill exercise is one incredibly tough exercise that makes the core work like very few can do and even more so, can even chisel those bad boys in no time just a few minutes a day a few times a week. 

Now I'll remind you, this exercise is only for those who have the guts to go after it, doesn't matter if you're a man or woman. I don't believe those greedy blowtards that call themselves politicians would ever go after a crazy exercise like this. They'll just sit in their office chairs or talk at a rally that will boast lie after lie and remain fat, out of shape, rich sweathogs.