The Last Stand: Breaking Free Of The Wretched Slime

I guess I'm now one of those guys who has a literal following of Anti-Fans or HATERS that can't seem to shut up about how awful and "retarded" I' am. I have written about them before and I won't mention their site by name. It has been going on for years and up until about a year ago, I started actually paying attention to it. Why I did that, still beats the hell out of me.

I've had people tell me to stay away from them and I didn't listen. I let my own ego get the best of me and I'm not ashamed to admit this, but they came within inches of completely breaking me. I let their warped minds get in my head and for a period, let them live not only rent free but I practically handed over the fucking keys and say "here you go assholes, trash the place and I'll clean it up." I couldn't write, I can barely get a workout in (even 5 minutes felt like a chore) and I was at my weakest mentally and it is my own damn fault.

A friend I made from Matt Furey's Facebook Group said something to me that made a light bulb go off in my head so bright, it could blind Superman. His name is Gideon and he and the others that I FINALLY really listened to and hit me like a freaking freight train (I know, took my ass long enough) inspired me to stand up for myself and live what I love to do and that's train to the best of my abilities and understand that although the haters exist, I don't need to know what they say or do because all they have as a life preserver is negative bullshit that just won't DIE.

The only person in control of their destiny and the way they handle things is ME. Not only do they no longer have the keys, their bones are broken and they're crippled from me taking them. Haters do exist and us writers, bloggers, online entrepreneurs deal with them in our own way. This is mine so to cap this off, here's a little SONG from one of my favorite bands Alestorm that sums up what I really want to say and do to my haters and all the negative people that continue to trash me, my friends, my fellow bloggers and writers.

*WARNING* This song is NSFW.

Be Safe, Stay Strong & Stay Healthy.

Crawling On The Wild Side

For being stuck at home, you can only do so much until that feeling of being closed in kicks in and cabin fever is hitting you like a Mike Tyson punch. Let's take a trip to the wild, maybe not the chaos or going out to a masked filled crowd kind of wild but in our imaginations. A few of my recent workouts have been 10 minutes of my Animal Dice Game with some deep breathing at the end to recover and it has had me feel like a million bucks and letting everything just bask in the glory of blissfulness.

Working out at home can get boring at times and often it's because people end up doing boring, traditional exercises. Animal Movements not only save you a ton of time but you don't have to a ton of exercise either to get the job done. I don't know if you want to turn yourself into a wild animal and terrorize the house like a beast locked in a cage, that might be too easy to do since being on lockdown feels exactly that but moving outside or using a little space to move back and forth can really put you into a state of mental clarity and just having fun. After all, isn't that what we need at the moment, to have a little joy in these dark times?

One of the best exercises you can do is the Bear Crawl. It's very simple, get on all fours and start moving. You won't last very long but it does give you the ability to develop strength, conditioning and other attributes that can actually be lifesaving. You've done a bear crawl at least once in your lifetime; races, football practice, warm up drills in wrestling, testing how long you can go until your arms fall off or playing a game. It has become more of a recreational exercise than for long-term health training. There are different variations you can do but my personal favorite is the way wrestlers, football players, Navy SEALS do them and if it works for them, well.....You don't have to do them fast either, walk slower and still get great benefits.

A good workout would be to do Bear Crawls in your driveway and just go until you have nothing left. I do a demonstration of just putting on some Gardener's Gloves, getting into position and just crawl until I come back around. Takes just under a minute but in that time, i'm hitting every muscle in my body, my arms are like a second pair of legs and focusing on my breathing. There's more to it going on but you get my point, it's a natural form of movement, it takes out the guessing game and makes it painfully obvious if your coordination isn't right, you're going to fall on your face or tip over. There's nothing complicated about doing Bear Crawls, you'll learn first hand if you're doing it right or not.

Have fun, be safe, get strong and be healthy everyone. If you have something to share, feel free to send me a shout.

Care For A Stroll?

Even in the darkest of days, it's good to take a little walk and give your body some fresh air and the blood pumping. Walking is not only a healthy form of exercise but it gives your brain a little boost as well. Every now and then, I'd take a good stroll around the neighborhood for about a half hour to an hour or more and check out the cool houses, the beautiful trees surrounding the areas and getting a beautiful clear view of the Lake. It just puts me at ease and a way to just let everything go for a moment.

Yesterday however, I thought I'd take a different stroll but not around the neighborhood but in my driveway. I took out my Power Wheel, put on some Gardener's Gloves, strap myself in and started walking on my HANDS. This is a hell of an upper body conditioning workout in and of itself. Working everything from head to toe to try to keep balance and not fall off. I haven't done this in a while but it felt good just to test myself out a bit. Needed to take a break a time or two but that's what happens when you try to work your arms as if they were legs.

This really stresses the entire body, mainly the shoulders, arms and wrists. The strength and power you can possess if you did this often is incredible and the condition your core will be in is Epically beneficial as well. Walking in this manner takes incredible concentration and it will bite you in the ass if you don't have the right balance. The idea here is to develop incredible conditioning that lasts and gives you real world functional strength in the long-run. Take your time and as a beginner, just hold yourself up and learn how to balance yourself, take small steps and work your way up.

Be Safe, Stay Strong & Be Healthy.

Thor Catches Loki

The love/hate relationship between the God of Thunder and the God of Mischief is nothing new and brings a lot of metaphors to how we see our relationships in our lives with people. This however, is a lot more Epic even though there's still mystery behind the world of the Vikings and their Legendary Myths and Gods. We also are legendary for having a love/hate relationships with ourselves.

If you have seen any of the Marvel films involving Thor & Loki, it shows that even though there's bitterness, there's still light within the brothers of Asgard (even though Loki is adopted and was born to the Frost Giants). They are polar opposites in just about every way but their opposition is what is the yin and yang of the world, a balance between good and evil and even though we hate to admit it, without Loki or the likes of him, the world would be out of whack. You can't be victorious or a failure without an obstacle, you can't strategize in war without conflict and you certainly can't have god without the devil (the demons within that we face everyday and battle).

In fitness, it's the battle of getting fit or strong or flexible and battling the constant changes our world raves on us but we conquer or set goals to keep ourselves from ever going back to where we were before. It's Muscle vs. Fat and much like Thor & Loki, we need both to survive, one cannot exist without the other yet we keep pushing or inevertantly putting on more of one or the other.

One exercise that depicts the battle of Thor and Loki is an exercise that needs one implement heavy enough that when you work it, you're finding out you're working more than just what it's said to do. In this case, we will use a sledgehammer, another tool anyone can add to their arsenal of becoming incredibly powerful. The best sledgehammers you can find are at strongergrip.com. This exercise I learned from Strongman and Myth enthusiast Kevin Wikse called Thor Catches Loki where you take a heavy object (Mace or Sledgehammer would be do) and start working your hands up and down for a minute or more and you're gripping and catching the implement as fast as you can without putting it down. Think of this exercise as a similar thing to when you were a kid and played baseball with your buddies and one captain tried to grip upward until it reached the top to see who got to bat first.

This exercise will test your Grip Strength, Agility, Coordination, Reflexes in the Hands and Core Strength. The longer you go, the more brutal it gets and if you have a heavy one (25 or more lbs), you won't be having soft hands for long. 5 Minutes of working up and down will feel like forever but that's the gold standard of working this exercise. I made a video where I use Big Bertha (My 59 lb Epic Sledgehammer) where I do this exercise in a Horse Stance (talk about building crazy leg strength) and go for about a minute or so before putting it down. Although a demo, I felt so many muscles in that moment that everything was just on fire. It is no joke.

It can actually be a fun exercise if you use your imagination and pretend your hands are Thor & Loki (or other Rivals that resemble the Gods like Zeus vs. Cronos, Jesus vs. Satan, Shiva Vs. Kali) whatever works for you use that to make the exercise more interesting. It's a constant battle until the fall of the world (putting the heavy object down) comes to an end. It puts things in perspective and you learn not just testing your grip skills and speed but you're learning what it takes to keep the world going until the battle is won or lost and it revitalizes itself again to bring balance.

What Is Your Workout Playlist?

When I use to go to the gym, there was some good music playing over the speakers around the place but sometimes, some songs don't always cut it and I love music that fires me up and gets the adrenaline pumping. You can always wear headphones and play some tunes on your phone which was what I did when I would warm up in the MMA room before grappling or just to get away from the rest of the gym pack but nothing at least to me is more meaningful than listening to your own list working out by yourself at home or wherever except the gym.

I'm pretty big on metal and hard rock which a lot of gym owners play but when you can make up your own list at home or play music suited to you in your home gym, it just fuels you up more. I'm big on playing bands many have heard of but plenty of those that big fans of the genre listen to and the rest of the world doesn't know who the hell they are. Those heavy riffs, the epic poetry of the lyrics and the fire that burns within when a certain chorus just hits you in the gut and makes you push harder.

I've broken many PR's listening to good tunes and anything I find that is new to me, I add it to the list. The power, the rush, the hard focus and the fuel to just make you bust your ass and have a blast doing it. It almost becomes meditative and you're in this trance of epic proportions, nothing scares you, everything else in life becomes a blur and the drive that pushes you to the very limit, that's how music should be played when you train.

My list is pretty long but here are a few songs that put me into a state where once I get going, very few people will last with me......

Rebellion by Van Canto

Break Me Down by Our Waking Hour

Torn By Disturbed

Seven Windows Weep by Sirenia

Master Of Puppets by Metallica

Stillborn by Black Label Society

Bloodbound by Hammerfall

Declaration Day by Iced Earth

Hail To The King by Avenged Sevenfold

Resist And Bite by Sabaton

Breakdown by Beasto Blanco

That's basically a full album alone to listen to. Some of these bands you'll never hear in a gym, the majority yes but at least 4 I have never heard in a gym. There's a reason music can be incredibly powerful to have and be in a hypnotic state of seeing epic imagery and hearing sounds that make you feel strong as hell or have stupid endurance. If you don't have a training partner, this list alone will pump you up and just hammer shit out.

Do you have a specific playlist? Some people aren't into metal or hard rock which I can understand and other forms of music are more their style, Brooks Kubik for example is a big fan of Epic Orchestras that play songs like the Flight Of The Valkyries. Some classic music is very workable for certain people, however, I just don't understand how people can work out to bands like ABBA or Michael Jackson LOL; I want to train hard, not dance the night away. Subtract that with Judas Priest or even Jimi Hendrix and you're golden bro.