Sometimes, certain lines from a movie just make you laugh. That's one of my favorite lines from the movie Master Of Disguise. Sure it's corny and has its own flaws but its a fun movie nonetheless. Can't beat a legend like Dana Carvey.
Back to the task at hand....Turtles are known for their long and even strong necks. Some species have longer or shorter necks for specific purposes like some have long necks to reach for food, others have shorter ones for their movement in water. When it comes to our own necks, it is often the top of the heap of the most neglected muscles in our body.
Unless you're a football player, wrestler, boxer or even an MMA Fighter, many don't train the neck to the extent where it can be a life-saving aspect of fitness and overall health. Some may claim to know a thing or two on training the neck but when you actually look at them, they've got the pencil neck thing going, those are the type that think they know about neck work but would get choked out by a 5 year old. Learn from the REAL ones that have been through the ringer and actually put in the effort, not act like some guru or "expert" that sounds convincing but in reality has a glass jaw and a broken ego with a neck that looks like a stick figure. So be careful, it just might save you financially from buying crappy books that never go anywhere and better yet, keep you safe from their bullshit tactics like their way or the highway or hear them say they're the very best at this or that (they really aren't and it shows in their own desperate attempt to prove themselves).
You don't need to have a 20+ inch neck to be noticeable, hell mine is barely 18 inches around and I'm happy with that. George F. Jowett once wrote "In both men and the other male beasts, the neck has always been the true indicator of quality and quantity of his concentrated nerve power. A strong healthy man always has a powerful neck and he always will have one." Notice he never said thick neck, powerful. Although a thick neck (that is also healthy) isn't too bad either.
I've been doing neck training off and on for years to the point where I've accumulated about 18 inches or so and without using weights. I've been slowly and consistently doing more of making my neck a priority by doing bridges, working the Neck Flex that was birthed by the true king of Neck Strength, Mike "The Machine" Bruce. If you doubt me, look him up and see the type of things he does or even done that would make a normal man run for the hills. Even at 53 years young, the odds of you able to choke him out would be slimmer than winning the lottery. I've even kept up my Neck Mobility Training.
Having a strong neck goes beyond just muscle building and strengthening the nerves surrounding those muscles; it's about strengthening the spinal column and even working the neurons of the brain which can lead to stronger cognitive function. You don't always need to practice bridging in order to do this but if you're interested in that type of training, check out Advanced Bridging by Logan Christopher, pound for pound one of the strongest motherfuckers on this planet.
Neck Training can also prevent or even lessen many possible injuries. Outside of sports, the strength of your neck can keep you alive from whiplash in a car accident or possibly get out of a jam if you get locked in a hold in a fight. Having a pencil neck isn't fun, trust me I've been there. When I was a young wee lad in the days of Elementary school, I had a bit of a bobblehead thing going on, big head but thin neck and I'm lucky I didn't get injured doing some of the stupid shit you do as a kid. By the time I was in high school and really started moving weights around, my neck got a little bigger from doing shrugs and lifting heavy shit (at least what I thought felt heavy at the time). Wasn't until after turning 21 that having a strong neck was vitally important. I just started with bridges and went from there.
As time passed throughout the ages which is now practically old enough to be my kid if I ever had one, I've learned valuable tools of the trade beyond bridging and keeping my neck healthy and strong. I can still bridge well if I wanted to but working with the Neck Flex has been a great asset and addition to maintaining a thick neck well into my 40's. Guys like Mike Bruce showed that you don't need to be a pro athlete to have a bull neck but you shouldn't be having a pencil neck one either because it will haunt your ass if you don't train your fucking neck.
I'm grateful to not have injuries to my spine and neck because of the training I pit myself through and some of it is tough as shit. Hell, at one point in my life, I was falling back into a bridge, kicking over and back on my head as heavy as 260 lbs. I may not do that kind of stuff anymore because I don't really need to or have a purpose in doing it but it was a blast doing it at the time. Just holding and rocking in the bridge is good enough for me and doing neck exercises in a standing position from isometrics to dynamic tension to using the NF and my mobility work is the sweet spot for me. When I do self resistance exercises, I'll do a total of 200 reps per workout, done that many times, with the NF I'll do anywhere between 150-300 reps using a resistance band that has a resistance of 19 lbs doing several exercises or simply do isometrics in several positions.
Conditioning and strengthening that area not only keeps your head on your shoulders (May even save your life from being decapitated by another immortal) but it also fires the neurons in the brain which helps with the functioning of the brain and reducing headaches and/or possibly migraines. Don't know for sure about the last one but in my experience, whenever I had a headache, I wasn't training my neck.
Don't lose your head and keep on working that neck so you can live a solid quality life and be able to withstand some crazy things that may happen. I don't recommend you test that just to prove how tough you are but building a powerful neck comes in handy when you least expect it. Be amazingly awesome and remember...."There can be only one."
